April Fools: Regina vs. Paula: Dining Services Legends Duel on Stine Lake
By Mary Frasier, Staff Writer The Gettysburgian previously published an article establishing which food items at The Bullet Hole were considered sides. However, employee’s side choices have remained different than those offered to students. Due to this discrepancy and the long-heated debate over which fine dining establishment is better, Servo or The Bullet Hole, a fight broke out on Gettysburg College campus this past week. The...
April Fools: Musselman Library Plans to Go Retro
By Musselman Library In order to keep things sustainable, Musselman Library is returning to tried and true technologies. Over the next week, the library will be returning to its trusty card catalog, and removing MUSCAT from the website. Students will be able to flip through the hundreds of thousands of cards to find the titles of books that they are looking for – and will probably serendipitously discover other useful titles in the...
April Fools: 13 Things that Could Survive in Quarry Pond
By Maddie Neiman, Features Editor Located on the outer edge of campus by the pavilion and Painted Turtle Farm, Quarry Pond is well-known among students for being an inhospitable ecosystem. Rumors abound about the mysterious, supposedly toxic contents of the water. Some believe that the pond is home to biohazardous waste from the biology and chemistry labs, while others speculate that the murky depths gained their uninhabitable status...
April Fools: Blasts from the Past: April 1, 2019
By Shannon Zeltmann, Staff Writer This week of the Blast from the Past focuses on one event that swept the campus in the 1940’s. There was a big debate after an alum donated money to the college in 1944 to make the college to look like what it did during the Battle of Gettysburg. The administration at the time did not know if this should be done. Some of the history professors really wanted to see what the college would look like if...
April Fools: President-Elect Stable After Servo Truck Accident
By Nicole DeJacimo, Staff Writer Last night President-elect Bob Iuliano was taken to the Gettysburg Hospital after being hit by the Servo truck at 11:48 pm driven by none other than Dean Ramsey. Thankfully, he only has a broken arm and a few bruises as the Servo truck never passed 15mph. Since Bob Iuliano was announced President-elect, he has been spotted wandering late at night standing on Carlisle St. An anonymous source, who asked...
April Fools: Iuliano to Make Pineapple Pizza the Official Campus Food
By Phoebe Doscher, Assistant News Editor Watch out, Servo Cookies! There’s a new sheriff in town. Since being elected as President-Elect at Gettysburg College, Bob Iuliano, an avid supporter of the infamous “Pineapple on Pizza” debate, has devised a plan that he hopes will convince students to love the divided food as much as he does. In a recent interview with The Gettysburgian, Iuliano revealed his love for Hawaiian pizza: “One of...
