Marshmello to DJ at PDT
By Kenzie Smith, Arts & Entertainment Editor The rumor has officially been confirmed: Phi Delta Theta (PDT) will be hosting Marshmello in two weeks. There has been an excited buzz throughout the student body at the broadcast of this information. “You’re definitely gonna see me there,” Marley Foor ’24 said Another student Lisa Baker ’26 commented, “They will finally play some good music.” There have also been questions as to how...
Gettysburg Smoothie Co. Will Only Serve “Conse-Quench”
By Cassidy Haines, Social Media Manager Over the weekend, administrators announced that the Jaeger Center location of Gettysburg Smoothie Co. will be reducing the options on its menu in favor of the College’s newest project: launching a new natural carbonated drink and slushy called “Conse-Quench.” Replacing the fresh fruit and açai bowl choices with flavored, sometimes carbonated ice and water was a decision inspired by the...
Breaking: Students Wearing Military Uniforms Around Campus Learn that the War is Over
By Arty Fischel On Saturday April 1st, Gettysburg College President Robert Iuliano announced to the campus community that both the Union and Confederacy had reached an agreement for a peaceful resolution following last week’s conclusion of the Halal Cart Accords. When asked for a comment, one veteran of the Battle for a Constitution Lot Parking Spot stated “in my mind, there’s still a war going on.” Still mourning the loss of his...
EI To Hold Authoritarian Week to Broaden Student Minds
Staff Report In an effort to increase diversity of thought and perspective on campus, the Eisenhower Institute announced their newest week of programming: Authoritarian Week. “There’s good people on both sides,” said one worker at EI. “We just want the students to experience all kinds of government. Maybe they’ll find that what they see isn’t so bad.” The programming includes a secret keynote speaker from a country that might be at...
Gettysburg College Rents Out Residence Halls as Airbnbs for the Upcoming Summer Months
By Lauren Chu, Social Media Manager An exclusive Gettysburgian report has revealed that by June 2023, Gettysburg College will begin renting out campus residence halls as Airbnb rentals. President Iuliano addressed this matter in a recent campus-wide email. “Following the Spring 2023 semester, campus residence halls will be transformed into Airbnb rentals in the summer. This decision addressed the low occupancy rates we typically...
Singing Bike Man to Headline Springfest
By Ella Prieto, Assistant News Editor On Friday, it was announced by the Office of Student Activities and Greek Life (OSAGL) that the campus celebrity coined “Singing Bike Man” would headline Gettysburg College’s Springfest. The news comes after the Student Senate’s mismanagement of funds this past year, which has led to fewer resources to pull from for this big event. “While this was not our plan, we are happy that an entertaining...
