Singing Bike Man to Headline Springfest
By Ella Prieto, Assistant News Editor On Friday, it was announced by the Office of Student Activities and Greek Life (OSAGL) that the campus celebrity coined “Singing Bike Man” would headline Gettysburg College’s Springfest. The news comes after the Student Senate’s mismanagement of funds this past year, which has led to fewer resources to pull from for this big event. “While this was not our plan, we are happy that an entertaining...
Giant Magnet Found at Bottom of Quarry Pond
By Victoria Staub, Arts & Entertainment Editor After a series of incidents involving cars and Quarry Pond, Campus Safety, alongside the Gettysburg Police, dredged the pond in search of some sort of explanation. Needless to say, the officers were shocked to find a massive magnet located at the bottom of Quarry Pond. “I definitely didn’t expect for there to be a magnet at the bottom of that body of water,” said Executive Director...
The Bullet Hole to Change Name to G-Spot
By Anna Audia & Bikelyn Mritt The College’s dining center, the Bullet Hole, will be soon changing its name to the Gettysburg Spot (G-Spot for short) due to longstanding controversy. The change comes after long debates from the administration and petitions began by the Student Senate. After a grueling battle, the G-Spot comes out victorious. Students over the years have repeatedly taken issue with the naming of the Bullet Hole,...
Multiple Members of College Democrats Accused of Stalking and Harassment During “Unconventional” Voter Registration Drive
By Vincent DiFonzo, Content Manager Since the beginning of the 2022-2023 academic year, members of College Democrats have been spotted all across campus encouraging students to register to vote. Their efforts have picked up dramatically over the past few months, leading some students to question their approach to promoting civic engagement. On March 14, President of College Democrats Brandon Nomalarky ’23 announced 24/7 voter...
Review: Lincoln Diner Oyster Sandwich
By Blake Dudley, Contributing Writer As a food critic one does not eat, we simply taste. A bite of food is not something to be hastily swallowed but rather slowly enjoyed. Like sitting in a symphony hall, the duty of a critic is merely to sit back and let the process take over them and allow the emotions and spirit of the food to guide their taste buds. The other day I strolled into the fine dining establishment known as the Lincoln...
Bubonic Plague Case Detected Originating from SNU Darty
By Alli Dayton, Managing Editor On Monday, an email from President Bob Iuliano to the campus community informed students of a bubonic plague case being detected at Gettysburg College. According to the email, students should be aware of bubonic plague symptoms including fever, headache, chills, and hallucinations of dead Civil War soldiers. The student who contracted the bubonic plague has been quarantined off-campus. Iuliano said that...