Marshmello to DJ at PDT

Editors' Note: This satire article is a part of The Gettysburgian's annual April Fools' special edition and is not a real news story.

By Kenzie Smith, Arts & Entertainment Editor

The rumor has officially been confirmed: Phi Delta Theta (PDT) will be hosting Marshmello in two weeks. There has been an excited buzz throughout the student body at the broadcast of this information.

Marshmellow to visit campus and perform at PDT.

“You’re definitely gonna see me there,” Marley Foor ’24 said

Another student Lisa Baker ’26 commented, “They will finally play some good music.”

There have also been questions as to how PDT was able to get Marshmello to make an appearance, but one PDT brother, who wishes to stay anonymous, has an answer. 

“My dad and Marshmello are actually really close,” he said. “So it was pretty easy.”

Some of the student body members have doubts that Marshmello is actually going to be at PDT.

“It’s probably just going to be one of the brothers with a Marshmello mask on,” James Warner ’25 said.

With PDT featuring a special guest, some of the other fraternities have also decided to host artists. 

One of the SAE brothers revealed they plan to have Skrillex perform at one of their opens: “Yeah, it’s going to be a whole rave bro. You just got to be there,” he said. 

If these performances do come to fruition, it will be an exciting few weeks at Gettysburg College.

Author: Kenzie Smith

Kenzie Smith ’26 is the Arts & Entertainment Editor for The Gettysburgian. Previously, she served as a Staff Writer for the News and Arts & Entertainment sections. Kenzie is an English with a writing concentration major and Environmental Studies minor originally hailing from Everett, PA. Outside The Gettysburgian, Kenzie is a tour guide for the Admissions Office, a writing tutor for the Writing Center, and a contributing editor for The Mercury. In her free time, you can find Kenzie listening to music, writing poetry, and hanging out with friends.

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