How To Lose a YAFhole in 10 Days
By Morgan Hubbard, Staff Writer I have been feeling anxious and powerless since the country has taken a turn for the political turmoil expressway. Have you? In an effort to take matters into my own hands, I decided to do a bit of very, very serious psychological study about a national group I’ve felt personally victimized by for years now. Perhaps I will learn something new or build empathy. Perhaps I will find a trophy husband. Here...
Musselman Library Introduces Library Prime
By Musselman Library Starting on April 1, 2018, Musselman Library will be offering students an elite research subscription service: Library Prime. For a low rate of $19.81 per month, Library Prime members will receive longer checkout periods, expedited interlibrary loan deliveries, and priority use of library computers. No more waiting in long lines at the printers before class – Library Prime moves your print jobs to the front...
Netflix to Cancel ‘Stranger Things,’ ‘OITNB,’ and Other Originals to Update Company Image
By Jacqueline McMahon, Staff Writer In a shocking turn of events, the popular streaming service Netflix has announced that it will be pulling the plug on many of its beloved original programming, including popular shows like Stranger Things, The Crown, House of Cards, and Orange is the New Black, in order to revamp the company’s image. “It’s a new era for Netflix, and right now we really want to focus on what we think is the future of...
JMR Spotted at Chi O Mixer
By Noelle Zimmerman, Co-Features Editor On this past Saturday night at roughly 10:37 p.m., Gettysburg College President Janet Morgan Riggs was spotted at Phi Delta Theta fraternity. JMR decided to throw it back to the days when she was a student here at Gettysburg. President Riggs had an amazing time at the Chi Omega mixer, noting that her experience being a member of the Chi O sorority has been a great part of her Gettysburg...
13 Places Safer than FIJI Basement on Friday Night: Number 11 will Shock You!
By Josh Wagner, Opinions Editor The backstreets of Baghdad I-95 on foot at 2:00am Smyser Parking Lot without a Carlisle St. parking permit A pit of vipers Donald Trump’s Cabinet OJ Simpson’s bedroom The DMZ between North and South Korea An Egyptian ballot against Sisi Putin’s stable The extras’ dressing room on the Cosby Show Hanson basement Ron Wiafe’s office A coastal city in 30 years April Fools’...
Facilities to Replace Washing Machines with Wishing Wells
By Morgan Hubbard, Staff Writer Starting in April, the college will be replacing the washing machines in every residential facility with wishing wells. The project will begin April 1st and is estimated to take three weeks. Facilities services will be posting more specific information about which residence hall laundry rooms will be closed on which dates in the next few days. Each current washing machine will be removed and donated to...
