Political Science Department, Pi Sigma Alpha, EI and Running Start to Host Civic Leadership Training
By Sarah Daniels, News Editor On Friday, April 10, the Political Science Department, Pi Sigma Alpha, the Eisenhower Institute (EI) and Running Start are hosting a Civic Leadership Training in CUB 260 from 1:00 – 4:00 pm. After the workshop, a reception will follow from 4:00 – 5:00 pm. The event features “hands-on training designed to help you build confidence, sharpen your voice, and step into leadership. ” The workshop...
Eisenhower Institute Invites Lee Hawkins for Annual Henry M. Scharf Memorial Lecture
By Celena Glaghassi, Assistant News Editor On Tuesday, March 31, the Eisenhower Institute invited Lee Hawkins, author of the bestselling book “I Am Nobody’s Slave: How Uncovering My Family’s History Set Me Free.” The event ran from 7—8 p.m. and was held in Mara Auditorium (Masters 110). Executive Director of the Eisenhower Institute Tracie Potts began the event by explaining the meaning behind the memorial lecture and...
Men’s Lacrosse and Football Teams Trigger a 4.2 Magnitude Earthquake in Jaeger Center (April Fools)
By Ella Prieto, Editor-in-Chief On April 1, the Men’s Lacrosse and Football Teams triggered a 4.2 magnitude earthquake in the Jaeger Center. Students exercising in Jaeger were more annoyed by the team than usual, as their loud grunting and stampeding into the weight area caused machines to move, with several students injured. Students on treadmills reported their machines began drifting sideways, while others attempting to use...
Facilities Merges with CGE in New “Center for Facilitating Global Education” (April Fools)
By Sarah Daniels, News Editor On Wednesday, April 1st, Gettysburg College’s Facilities Services and the Center for Global Education announced their merger, which will be completed this summer. Following suit with the Residential Education and OSAGL (Office of Student Activities and Greek Life) merger taking place over this summer as well, the two offices look forward to messing up the status quo. “We cannot wait to confuse...
English Department to be Replaced by AI Data Center (April Fools)
By Ella Prieto, Editor-in-Chief On April 1, Gettysburg College President Bob Iuliano announced in a campus-wide email that the English Department will be replaced by a state-of-the-art Artificial Intelligence (AI) Data Center. While all of Breidenbaugh Hall is to be demolished to create space for this new center, the other departments residing there will be moved to different academic buildings. The English Department was identified...
Breaking News: Fork Found in Kitchen. (April Fools)
By Celena Glaghassi, Assistant News Editor On March 31, at approximately 6:07 p.m., the Gettysburg Police Department was dispatched across the town in search of a critical missing object: a plastic fork. Soon enough, the entire town was mobilized. Grassroots efforts were launched, protests took place in Lincoln Square, and school walkouts were staged at both the high school and the College. “The last time we saw a display of unity and...
