Better Ways to Get Money Than Robbing a Bank (April Fools)
By Laken Franchetti, Assistant News Editor Here are better ways to get money than robbing a bank: You can get a campus job at places such as Bullet Hole or Servo. Although the average wage for student workers on campus is $7.25 an hour, it would only take a mere 138 hours to reach $1,000! Start your own business! There are many odd jobs that could be accomplished on the Gettysburg College campus. For example, people could...
Bullet Limits Hours to Periodic Fifteen-Minute Intervals (April Fools)
By Alli Dayton, News Editor On Friday, April 1, President Bob Iuliano announced in a 3,000-word email to the Gettysburg College community that the Bullet Hole will be limiting its hours. Iuliano wrote, “In an effort to mitigate worker shortages, the Bullet Hole will now be reducing its hours to 1:00 p.m. to 1:15 p.m on Mondays and every third Thursday of the month provided that the moon is in the waning crescent phase.” Iuliano also...
The Seven Things You Can Do or Buy With One Hour of Student Wages (April Fools)
By Nicole DeJacimo, Managing Editor Veggie Sushi from Kazue: Sure, this may be the only meal-swipe sushi left at 9:47 after your night class but its lack of flavor really gives your unfulfilling Tuesday a full-circle feeling. A single gallon of gas: If you are lucky, you might get 1.5 gallons depending on your county. This could get you far enough to Target and back. Half of a Servo dinner: You’ll need to save up two hours of hard...
Gettysburg Football Team Takes Down Rival School 2-0 (April Fools)
By Jack Herr, Sports Editor Football and winning – words you do not often hear together on the campus of Gettysburg College. Yet, it actually happened this past weekend. The Bullets took down their conference rival Bishop Sycamore Centurions by a score of 2-0. The opening quarter was extremely exciting, with neither team gaining any positive yardage through the first 15 minutes. Gettysburg started out with the football, putting...
Senate 3/28: Opinions on Housing, Foreign Language Requirement, and COVID Policy
By Sarah Laud, Staff Writer Senate was called to order on March 28 by President Sydney Quan ’22. Secretary Evelyn Datte ’24 took roll. Officer reports began with Quan. She reminded the floor about the Senate’s expectation of respect for each other. She said, “You have two ears and one mouth. Please listen to what you are saying before you speak. It is not hard to do.” She ended this week’s presidential report with reminding the...
