ChatGPT Becomes the Newest Student Advisor
By Katie Lauriello, Lead Copy Editor After several years of development, the Center for Student Success is proud to announce students’ newest advisor: ChatGPT. As a generative AI, ChatGPT is able to provide students with the answer to any question they need or a draft to any paper they need to write. Not only that, but ChatGPT can attend to all students no matter how many there are or how far away they are. From any corner of the...
Iuliano Proposes a New Campus Morale Specialist
By Sophie Lange, News Editor On Wednesday, Gettysburg College President Bob Iuliano announced to his administration that he is in the process of procuring a dog to act as the new Campus Morale Specialist. Iuliano plans to establish a new Office of Canine Communications to coordinate the dog’s public appearances and other activities on campus in the very near future. According to experts familiar with the matter, Iuliano believes this...
New Initiative to Showcase The Wiggles at Commencement
By Cassidy Haines, Social Media Manager Earlier this week, Gettysburg College administration sent an email to students and faculty that unveiled a new tradition that will begin at this year’s commencement ceremony: the Commencement Community Celebrity Showcase (CCCS). According to the message, this initiative is meant to bring the campus together during the graduating class’s final celebration, so the administrators took inspiration...
Billy the Bullet to Return from NCAA World Tour
By David Goldman, Sports Editor It’s been quite some time now since Gettysburg’s own Billy the Bullet has been on campus. Billy made his Gettybsurg debut in 1976, and since then, he has been cheering on Gettysburg athletics and making himself a friendly “face” around campus. It has been over 10 years since Billy has left campus, and he is now set to return on April 27 for the last men’s lacrosse game of the season. You may be...
College Announces New Graduation Requirement Mandating All Students Memorize the Gettysburg Address
By Vince DiFonzo, Staff Writer Four score and seven minutes ago, President Bob Iuliano sent a campus-wide email outlining a new requirement that students must memorize and recite the entire Gettysburg Address to graduate. This new requirement will be enforced beginning with the Class of 2024 this semester. The College also announced that the entire Gettysburg Address will be included in every future student digest email. In order to...
Marshmello to DJ at PDT
By Kenzie Smith, Arts & Entertainment Editor The rumor has officially been confirmed: Phi Delta Theta (PDT) will be hosting Marshmello in two weeks. There has been an excited buzz throughout the student body at the broadcast of this information. “You’re definitely gonna see me there,” Marley Foor ’24 said Another student Lisa Baker ’26 commented, “They will finally play some good music.” There have also been questions as to how...
