April Fools: College Announces Even More Renovations to the College Union Building

Editors' Note: This satire article is a part of The Gettysburgian's annual April Fools' special edition and is not a real news story.

By Taylor-Jo Russo, Staff Writer

Just when you thought the construction was over, the college announces its plan to continue renovating and adding onto the College Union Building. While the details of what will exactly be completed are still unclear, there are rumors surrounding a new pool and potentially an indoor activities course which may or may not include a trampoline park.

These additions are being created so students to have a place to relax and have fun indoors without having to drive elsewhere. The budget for this project is $1.2 million, a hefty amount, but the college is looking at it as a small price to pay for lots of entertainment to come.

So even though construction may have just ended, and the gazebo may have just been returned, don’t get used to it. This project will be completed by the Fall of 2021; therefore, all current students will yet again suffer through construction and may not experience much of the renovations. If you have concerns or suggestions, feel free to contact the newly founded CUB construction board at anotherCUBreno@gettysburg.edu.

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Author: Taylor Jo Russo

Taylor (Taylor-Jo) Russo '22 is a staff writer for The Gettysburgian who writes primarily for the features section where she covers current events, discussions, and more. She is from Princeton, New Jersey and loves going on adventures and trying new things. She is majoring in Psychology and Philosophy and minoring in Economics. Follow her on Instagram @taylorjorusso.

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