Aunt Izzie: Choosing between two crushing girls
Dear Aunt Izzie, Two different girls like me. What do I do? Sincerely, Two Girls, One Stud Dear Two Girls One Stud, First of all, from all the people who have closer to zero people who like us, I would like to give you one big “boohoo” because this is not a real problem. Second of all, I’m sorry that my first of all was insensitive. In order to find a solid solution for your problem that many people would be happy to have a few...
G-Harmony Bachelorette of the Week: Ashley Logan
Interview by AnnaMarie Houlis Each week we will have an interview with a new cutie on the prowl! This week she’s an animal lover, she has an impressive British accent, she’s spontaneous, she’s Ashley Logan! Nickname: Awkwardly enough…Smash Class Year: 2013 Major/Minor: Political Science/Writing What is your biggest fear and how did you overcome it? My biggest fear is change, and I really haven’t been able to conquer...
G-Harmony Bachelor of the Week: Terence Rhea
Interview by AnnaMarie Houlis Each week we will have an interview with a new cutie on the prowl! This week he’s tall and handsome, he’s funny, he’s Terence Rhea! Nickname: T-Daddy Class Year: 2014 Major/Minor: OMS / Chinese studies Describe your ideal woman. A cute girl with an outgoing personailty who loves to have fun and eat Lincoln Diner What is the weirdest food you have ever tried? Pan fried scorpions, surprisingly weren’t...
Aunt Izzie: Curing the Loss of Love
Dear Dizzie Izzie, I am in love with a man who abandoned me. I know you must receive letters like this all the time, but I must disclose the intensity of my indefinite dolor to someone! I was so close to this man. He enraptured and captivated my soul! Everything he did was so spectacular and splendid! Never have I felt such passion for someone. I loved him more than life itself. Every second I spent without him is a second without...
G-Harmony Bachelorette of the Week: Jenna Swope
Interview by AnnaMarie Houlis Each week we will have an interview with a new cutie on the prowl! This week she’s a little broke but she’s a boss, so treat her on a date because she’s hot, she’s fit, she’s fun, she’s Jenna Swope! Nickname: Jonna Class Year: 2015 Major/Minor: Psychology Who would you chose to narrate your life story? Morgan Freeman, obviously. Who would you cast as yourself in a film of your...
Aunt Izzie: How to Dress to Impress
Dear Aunt Izzie, I’m self-conscious about my body but still want to dress well. Do you have any tips? Sincerely, Fashionally Challenged Dear Fashionally Challenged, I am bursting with tips, so much so that I often give unsolicited fashion citations to strangers on the street. She was wearing fringe boots AND a fringe jacket okay, something had to be said! The first step to dressing well is to embrace your shape. And I don’t...
