Student Senate: 4/1 Meeting
By Ella Prieto, Managing Editor Officer Reports During officer reports, the Student Senate executive board agreed that they do not say anything of substance during these. “To be honest, we either wish everyone a good week or mention something is going to happen later in the meeting,” stated the President of the Study Body. For that reason, no officer reports were given. Committee Reports Committees continued to beg senators to...
Raccoon Found in Apple Hall’s Laundry Room
By Laurel Bennett, Features Editor Last week, a raccoon was found in the laundry room of Apple Hall, which is housed in the basement of the building. At this moment, it remains unclear how the raccoon gained access into the laundry room. The raccoon has also been seen wandering throughout the entirety of the building. Campus Safety was not alarmed upon hearing the student complaints that the raccoon was lingering in Apple Hall....
Sauron to Join the Campus Community
By Laken Franchetti, Editor-in-Chief As a new alternative revenue stream, the cupola of Penn Hall is now occupied by the eye of Sauron. After the destruction of his tower in the land of Mordor, Sauron the Dark Lord made an agreement with the College’s administration to watch over the campus for use of the cupola. Although Sauron has had a tricky relationship with humans in Middle Earth, sources say that he is looking forward to...
Paranormal Activity Reported in Pennsylvania Hall
By Lewis Armistead, Contributing Writer Reports have arisen of instances of suspected paranormal activity taking place in Pennsylvania Hall. Several staff members who work in the building have noticed an increase in abnormal phenomena over the Spring 2024 semester. Gettysburg is nationally regarded as one of the most paranormal locations in the country, though this is the first time that alleged paranormal activity has made an impact...
ChatGPT Becomes the Newest Student Advisor
By Katie Lauriello, Lead Copy Editor After several years of development, the Center for Student Success is proud to announce students’ newest advisor: ChatGPT. As a generative AI, ChatGPT is able to provide students with the answer to any question they need or a draft to any paper they need to write. Not only that, but ChatGPT can attend to all students no matter how many there are or how far away they are. From any corner of the...
Iuliano Proposes a New Campus Morale Specialist
By Sophie Lange, News Editor On Wednesday, Gettysburg College President Bob Iuliano announced to his administration that he is in the process of procuring a dog to act as the new Campus Morale Specialist. Iuliano plans to establish a new Office of Canine Communications to coordinate the dog’s public appearances and other activities on campus in the very near future. According to experts familiar with the matter, Iuliano believes this...
