Dodging the Bullet: Impressions of the First Week of a First-Year
By Kaley Michael, Contributing Writer One of my favorite quotes is “I used to be indecisive, but now I’m not so sure.” Usually, people respond to memes and say, “Omg, literally me,” but like, that quote is literally me. My proclivity for indecisiveness has been the bane of my existence — and my parents’. I am never able to decide what I want, when I want it, or how I am going to get it, and use eeny-meeny-miny-moe to make...
Dodging the Bullet: Time to Say Temporary Goodbyes
By Kaley Michael, Contributing Writer My relationship with drama began at the ripe age of ten when I auditioned for and (surprisingly) made it into the cast of my fifth grade musical The Jungle Book. Perhaps I should not be so modest, as I had a history of pretending that my siblings were out to get me, which made me a prime candidate for the role of “Vulture #2.” This role required that I squawk and cry for the duration of the...