Professor Fired for Eating Candy Out of Office Candy Bowl (April Fools)
By Emily Dalgleish, Opinions Editor A tenured professor has been fired, effective immediately, due to a a failure to comply with the professional codes of conduct. The specific infraction was that he ate candy from the department bowl. The professor states that it was one Twix bar and a starburst, and a student eyewitness confirmed this account. The administration informed professors of this policy this semester, clearly stating in an...
Professor Fired for Eating Candy Out of Department Candy Bowl (April Fools)
By Emily Dalgleish, Opinions Editor A tenured professor has been fired, effective immediately, as a failure to comply with the professional codes of conduct. The specific infraction was that he ate candy from the department bowl. The professor states that it was one Twix bar and a Starburst, and a student eyewitness confirmed this account. The administration informed professors of this policy this semester, clearly stating in an...
A Year of Being “Boulder Strong”
By Emily Dalgleish, Opinions Editor In high school, the King Soopers grocery store was home base. It was where the upperclassmen would drive me to get snacks before marching band rehearsal every week my freshman year. It was where we went to get Starbucks after late-night studying. It was where we took my friend to buy a lottery ticket to celebrate her eighteenth birthday. It was where we bought supplies for our walkout for gun safety...
Opinion: Abortion Bans: PA Could Be Next
By Emily Dalgleish, Editorial Board Manager We have been holding our breath for this moment: a test of Roe v. Wade with the conservative Supreme Court. On Tuesday, the Court did fulfill an emergency request to block an abortion ban in Texas that prevents abortions after a heartbeat is detected, around six weeks of pregnancy. The ban goes against the precedent of Roe v. Wade that protects a person’s right to an abortion before fetal...
Opinion: Only Gun Control Will Help My Hometown Heal
By Carter Hanson, Opinions Editor, and Emily Dalgleish On Monday, I faced an all-too-familiar American experience: agonizing over the safety of friends, family, and loved ones after a mass shooting. The shooting in Boulder was at the grocery store where my family shops, which is two minutes from my high school, and that I have been to hundreds of times. I got the news that my family was safe and at home. Ten families this week and...
