Two Years On, YAF Still Unable to Find the G-Spot (April Fools)
By Evan Stevenson, Fake Writer Two years after the College dining option, the Bullet Hole, was renamed to the Gettysburg Spot (G-Spot), a notable campus group’s absence has not gone unnoticed. Members of the Young Americans for Freedom (YAF), campus’s self-proclaimed conservative youth activism organization, have failed to find the G-Spot, even though it’s in the same spot it has always been. Speaking of his frustrations, one member...
Student Senate 4/1: Honor Code Amended to Allow Cheating (April Fools)
By Vincent DiFonzo, Editor-in-Chief Officer Reports The Student Senate President opened the Senate meeting by asking for senators to attend their assigned committees. He stated that last week, no committees made quorum so absolutely nothing got done. “Please just go to your committees. We are begging. Begging,” he stated, begging. The Senate Treasurer announced that the Senate is $12,389.24 in debt after the Senate underestimated...
Gettysburg Dining Services Adds Locally Sourced Goose Meat to Menu Rotations (April Fools)
By Heather Wirick, Assistant News Editor Back on March 20, Gettysburg staff voted to approve the addition of Goose based meals to student menu rotations. The Gettysburgian was asked to refrain from including the decision in its coverage of faculty meetings until it was confirmed that recipes could be produced en masse. The decision was largely based on factors of convenience and finance. “I’m not sure why this suggestion wasn’t...
Great Things Happening at the 11th Annual Gettysburgives
By Heather Wirick, Assistant News Editor The spirit of giving has taken over Gettysburg once again! The 11th annual Gettysburgives festival kicked off at 9 a.m. on March 26 and concluded at 9 p.m. on March 27th. This is a 36-hour challenge for the College community to raise as much money as possible for different areas of the school, ranging from organizations such as the Eisenhower Institute to need-based initiatives such as the...
Women’s Lacrosse Earn 9-1 Record with Wins Against TCNJ, Muhlenberg
By Hailey Clark, Staff Writer On Wednesday, the Gettysburg College women’s lacrosse team defeated the College of New Jersey 14-8. A game that started off slow exploded into a dominant win. The Bullets now have a record of 9-1, after another win against Muhlenberg on Saturday. A total of 14 goals were scored by the Bullets during the Wednesday game. Gaining four goals was attack Nina Marra ’26. Julie Breedveld ’26 and Emily Crane ’25...
Terrapin Buzzer Beater, Bulldogs Upset, Top-Seeds Dominance Highlight First Two Rounds of March Madness
By Charlie Miller, Staff Writer Everyone, not just sports fans, knows what that means when the calendar flips to March. From the die-hard basketball fan to the person who picks their bracket based on mascots, everyone scrambles to fill out their picks for the tournament, with the impossible dream of attaining the perfect bracket. According to USA Today, the odds of picking every outcome correctly is 1 in 9.2 quintillion. Many brackets...
