Aunt Izzie: Avoiding Creepy Guys
Dear Aunt Izzie, Sometimes when I go out on the weekends I just want to be with my friends. How do I get guys to leave me alone? Sincerely, Girl’s Night Out Dear Girl’s Night Out, There are several ways I considered responding to this. I thought about simply referring you to the Jenna Marbles video “How To Avoid Talking To People You Don’t Want To Talk To.” I thought about drawing a diagram of where to elbow a guy...
Your Daily Donuts: Lack of Syrian WMDs pushes US to brink
By Hunter Wiand, Columnist In a surprising turn of events, what were originally thought to be chemical weapons used in the conflict in Syria have in fact turned out to be massive quantities of AXE body spray. UN investigators report that the Assad regime may in fact have been attempting to cover up the poor personal hygiene of soldiers loyal to him. Conversely, anonymous French sources believe that the men’s deodorant was...
Aunt Izzie: Finding your “place”
Dear Aunt Izzie, I’ve been here almost a month and I don’t feel like I’ve really found my place yet. What can I do? Sincerely, Struggling First Year Dear Struggling FRESHMAN, Contrary to what you might see in college-inspired movies or pictures posted on Facebook with captions like “new best friend,” lasting friendships are not made in a month, and certainly not in an orientation weekend. So if you haven’t found your...
G-Harmony Bachelorette of the Week: Shannon Smith
Interview by AnnaMarie Houlis Each week we will have an interview with a new cutie on the prowl! This week she’s smart, she’s funny, she’s classy, she’s Shannon Smith! Nickname: ShanShan Class Year: 2014 Major/Minor: Psychology major, English minor In light of summer leaving us, what song captures how you spent yours? Avril Lavigne’s “Here’s to Never Growing Up” What kind of bathing suit do you...
Care Bear Cares: How to study for finals
Dear Care Bear, With finals coming up, my brain is going into overload and I’m freaking out! I’m the type of student who tends to procrastinate day by day, but I always gets my act together before the deadline, but here I am with three tests to study for and I have no idea where to start. Can you help me out so I don’t have a nervous breakdown? Sincerely, I’ll Study Later Dear ISL, I tend to have the same problem! I would...
G-Harmony Bachelor of the Week: Nick Careghini
Interview by AnnaMarie Houlis Each week we will have an interview with a new cutie on the prowl! This week he’s confident, he’s smart, he’s a true gent, he’s Nick Careghini! Nickname: Ghin Cat Class Year: 2015 Major/Minor: Physics If you could graduate with the job of your dreams, what would it be? Male stripper at Chip N’ Dales just like my idols Chris Farley and Patrick Swayze. What makes you an eligible...
