April Fools: Top 100 Reasons to Join a College Fraternity: Number 37 will shock you!

Editors' Note: This satire article is a part of The Gettysburgian's annual April Fools' special edition and is not a real news story.

By Preston Remington Debauchery XIV, Pink Shorts and Vineyard Vines Model

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